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for those of you that dont know topher or about his stories here is a brief tid bit: his stories are pointless, unecessarily long, and dont always connect. but they fucking kick ass. he can make any story good. how? just by being topher. i dont know he does it. cause his stories really dont have point, like, you know less at the end then at the begining. but he pulls it off. this is a story he told me and ameila online about hist trip to cananda. it rocks. unless you cant appreciate the beauty of topher story. if that is the case, thats really sad :( or its just an inside joke you dont get, and i dont mean to upset you then...
Topher Story #1 |
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meallers2: hello jean
meallers2: hello topher
mepantstopher: hey amelia
haushinka230: hi
meallers2: what's up?
haushinka230: so, start from the top
meallers2: yay!
meallers2: the top
meallers2: or the bottom
meallers2: let's start with the bottom
haushinka230: heh
haushinka230: way to go
mepantstopher: i dunno, the story sounds better if told from the top
meallers2: ok
meallers2: then let's go that way
haushinka230: lets
mepantstopher: so i'm at my friend ben's halloween party
meallers2: when?
meallers2: this past week?
mepantstopher: last saturday
meallers2: ok
mepantstopher: it was around 10 pm or so
mepantstopher: and this other friend of mine, leila, who i'm teaching to drive, she's only 15 and doesn't have her permit yet, so we and another friend ruby go out to find a place to drive
mepantstopher: so we went out looking for an empty parking lot where we could drive without attracting too much attention
mepantstopher: seeing as how it was illegal and all
meallers2: whoa
meallers2: i know what that's like
haushinka230: been there, buddy
haushinka230: heh
meallers2: hehe
meallers2: continue please
mepantstopher: so we planned to go to my church because that's where we had gone before, only for some reason the parking lot was completely crammed
mepantstopher: so we had to find somewhere else
meallers2: uh oh
mepantstopher: so we went to the fairgrounds
meallers2: where the carnies are?
mepantstopher: well, there weren't any this time, but something worse...
haushinka230: oh no
haushinka230: there is nothign worse then carnies
meallers2: whoa!
haushinka230: heh, actually they are really nice people
meallers2: crap!
haushinka230: i bet...
mepantstopher: we showed up at the fairgrounds and thought, great, this place is empty, no one around at all
meallers2: hehe
meallers2: whoa
meallers2: weird
meallers2: spooky
meallers2: like halloween like
meallers2: this was halloween, right?
mepantstopher: then, we saw a small light at the very back of the parking lot
meallers2: whoa
haushinka230: like a light at the end of a tunnel
meallers2: like in rocky horror picture show
meallers2: "there's a light"
mepantstopher: we drove a bit closer and realised it was a campfire
haushinka230: heh
haushinka230: oh man
mepantstopher: heh
haushinka230: hobos?
meallers2: whoa
mepantstopher: no
meallers2: carnie?
mepantstopher: no
meallers2: serial killers?
haushinka230: what what waht?
mepantstopher: i'm not sure who they were
meallers2: oh
haushinka230: oh
mea! llers2: well, who do you think they were?
mepantstopher: just a sec
mepantstopher: lemme get to that part
mepantstopher: okay, so we decided that we didn't want to drive around the fairgrounds while someone else was there, you know, common courtesy and stuff
mepantstopher: so we started to leave
meallers2: ok......
meallers2: i gotta go soon......
haushinka230: uh oh
mepantstopher: as we got to the road, and were about to leave, a car back the campfire started and started driving toward us
mepantstopher: i'm almost done
mepantstopher: as i pulled out, it pulled out behind me
meallers2: you pulled out
meallers2: heh
haushinka230: eep!
haushinka230: heh
haushinka230: amelia
meallers2: uh oh
meallers2: jk
mepantstopher: so now, ruby leila and i were driving down this road and this car was following us, i started turning down side roads to see if it would keep going, but it kept following
meallers2: what happened?
haushinka230: oh my gosh
meallers2: then what?
meallers2: they turned out to be green lizards!
mepantstopher: finally, i decided this was nuts and since we were close to leila's dad's apartment, i decided we should go there
mepantstopher: the car followed us into the parking lot
meallers2: uh oh
meallers2: maybe it was a concerned citizen
meallers2: telling you your lights were out
mepantstopher: when i stopped in front of lei's dad's building, the car pulled a little ways away and stopped
mepantstopher: having my trusty knife with me, i decided it would be safe to go see what was up with this car
haushinka230: eep
mepantstopher: as i was about to get out of my van, the car pulled right up behind the van
mepantstopher: then the person in the passenger seat opened the window, yelled "sorry" and the car drove off
mepantstopher: i guess they thought i was someone else
haushinka230: oh my gosh
haushinka230: creepy
haus! hinka230: thats a good halloween story
mepantstopher: but we were still pretty freaked out
meallers2: haha
haushinka230: i bet
meallers2: ok, i gg
meallers2: tty guys later
mepantstopher: yeah me too
mepantstopher: cya later
meallers2: bye
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