pimpduck55: but not now
pimpduck55: i am in the middle of a sentence
pimpduck55: shit
pimpduck55: i forogt what i was going to say anyway
pimpduck55: oh wait
pimpduck55: now i remember
pimpduck55: i was once wrestling with this little midget
pimpduck55: he was from dee~ahgo, and i kicked him in the nuts to get an advantage
pimpduck55: but i forgot he was a midget
pimpduck55: so really it was his face
pimpduck55: well to make a long story short
pimpduck55: i had to drive him to the hospital with my friend carlos
pimpduck55: carlos is a cuban who tried to run for presiden back in 1985
pimpduck55: wait, '83
pimpduck55: he's cuban so he didn't realize there wasn't an election that year
pimpduck55: so me and carlos are driving this little midget to the hospital when we run a red light

pimpduck55: well carlos did
pimpduck55: he was stoned at the time
pimpduck55: cubans get high alot i noticed when i hung around with
pimpduck55: also he could fit his entire family of 13 people in the trunk of his car
pimpduck55: which he did
pimpduck55: he actually kept them in there so he could save money at drive in movie theaters
pimpduck55: well after running the red light one of the fuzz starts to chase us
pimpduck55: carlos thought they wanted to arrest him for the hooker he had killed earlier that day, but they didn't
pimpduck55: they really wanted to arrest him because he ran the red light
pimpduck55: so he sped off, and i was like, i have had enough of this
pimpduck55: so i jumped out of the moving vehicle and sprained my leg
pimpduck55: which really made me think i wiched carlos would come back and give me a ride with him adn the midge to the hosptial
pimpduck55: oddly enough i jumped out with four of carlos brothers and two of his sisters
pimpduck55: someone had gotten sick in the trunk while he was trying to get away from the cops so they had to get out
pimpduck55: the seven off us started walking down the barren wasteland that is 96th streety
pimpduck55: it really is a shit hole
pimpduck55: when all of a sudden i saw this big masssive flamingo
pimpduck55: it turned actually to be a rat, and it wasn't that big, but the cubans all smelled bad and i was starting to hallucinate
pimpduck55: so i tried to kick ths flamingo in the nuts
pimpduck55: turns out the rat was castrated
pimpduck55: but i did manage to squish it's head
pimpduck55: which only made the smell worse and my hallucinations grow that much stronger

pimpduck55: anyway, by the time i made it home in time to watch the a-team on tv land i need to spend an hour in the shower
pimpduck55: so i missed the show
pimpduck55: it's okay, i recorded it
pimpduck55: so don't panic