Here's a survey, I got this from somebody a long time ago, so I can't take credit for making it up...not that I'd want to
The basic stuff.
1. Name: Drew
2. Age: 19
3. Date of Birth: July 4th, 1982
4. Birth place: Seoul South Korea
5. Current Residing: Indiana
6. Your nicknames: pht, yeah like im gonna give you more firepower.
7. Parent's names: Bill and Carrol
8. Have any Siblings: nope!! HA!!!
9. You sibling's names: I SAID: "nope!! HA!!!"
10. Have any pets: not any more
11. You pet's name: Huey (my old pet)
12. Your social security Number: Me no speko englisho
13. Type of residence you call home: my dorm with its wonderful AC!
14. Current occupation: bum
15. Zodiac sign: Im a cancer on society, born under the sign of 69
16. Pet Peeves: you
17. Role Model: uh... EASY CHEESE!!!
18. Hair color: black, some brown, a tiny bit red, and theres some
blond
in there somewhere
19. Height: 5'6" or so?
20. Color of your eyes: brown
Your Beliefs: Learning about the inner you. It's probably dull and boring but it has to be done.
1. What region are you: Presbyterian, which is good because we dont
have to do anything!
2. Have long have you been a member of the Communistic Rageim: I know a
guy that's a card carrying communist, he got it free on a dare.
3. Do you think Halloween is a conspiracy cooked up by the candy industry: pht no!! Its all M$'s doing, just like pants!! lousy pants.
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop: hahahahaha!!! lick this!
5. If the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do: not fill out the rest of this quiz you jerk!!!
6. In a past life, what or who were you: It says i was an animal, so ill go with that
7. In a future life, what or who would you be: GOD
8. If you had super powers, would you use them for good, or evil: I would open an EVIL petting zoo.
9. Do you think finders are really keepers: no because my cousin is a goalie and he always throws the ball away.
10. Do you think aliens are part of a government conspiracy: duh... just look at Bush. Cant you see the strings leading up to the alien space ship?
Favorites: Your favorite crap that I probably won't like but I'm gonna ask anyways, cuz what kind of survey would it be if I didn't?
1. Television show: Simpsons, Dailyshow, anything with Lewis Black, The Ozzbourns.
2. Music group: Korn, any band with Rob Zombie, Static-X, there are
many more.
3. Song: Fall Children - AFI
4. Movie: Saving Private Ryan, most Jet Li movies are pretty damn cool,
well the fight scenes are anyway. John Woo movies rock too!
5. Day of the Week: any day that i dont have to go to class, or think
about class
6. Month of the Year: July, thats when my birthday is, and its hump month.
7. Season: spring, when its not 90 fucking degrees!!!
8. Toothpaste: the kind that doesnt make your breath smell like raw eggs?
or is that our water?
9. Ice Cream: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ICE CREAM.... DROOOOOOOL
10. Element on the Periodic Table: Einsteinium
11. Food: mmmm steak
12. Color: blue
13. Holiday: pht, my birthday duh, everyone celebrates it.
14. Commercial: the one where they ask the lady to change phone services
and then she recalls when they changed coffee venders and the coffee
shoots out everywhere and hits the squirl!!!!
15. Canceled show you'd like to have back: S.P.A.C.E. Above and Beyond
16. Quote: "Nothing prances like a pony" Space Ghost
17. Actor: Rob Van Winkle - "word to your mother" HAHAHAHAHAHA you crack me up!!
18. Actress: mmmmmmmmm boobs
19. Commandment to Break: is there one about not beating up your
roommate? cause i like doing that.
20. Shoes: Sambas
21. Non-alcoholic Drink: Boones Farm
22. Alcoholic Drink: Boones Farm
23. Comic Strip: Calvin and Hobbes, Zits
24. Salad Dressing: Ranch duh!
25. Baldwin Brother: THEY'RE BROTHERS?!
Your Bests: These are you bests. Though they are probably not as good as mine but hey, it's not your fault you suck. So there.
1. Your Best Friend(s): you know, that one guy, the one with the hair.
2. Your Best Invention or Idea: Killing chris (idea), bladeless gas turbine engine (which i stole from Ben which he stole from Nikola Tesla), or possibly a modified pulse jet engine (invention)
3. Your Best Side: right? yeah, i like the right, i can do stuff like write.
4. Your Best Time in Running the Mile: people can run?!
5. Your Best (Original if possible) Joke: "Theres a place outside of a campsite that you can get a butt load of wood for just $5!" (no one got it untill Ben said it again 2 seconds after me)
6. Your Best Psychical Attribute: pht, well all of them are better than yours.
7. Your Best Mental Attribute: (dont say crazy, dont say crazy, nt
say crazy) uhhhh..... hmmmm.... crazy? (D'OH!!!)
8. Your Best Phrase: "People in glass houses sink ships"
9. Your Best Memory: does this have to be a real memory?
10. Your Best Dream: yeah, i think i had one of those
Okay it's decision time people. Choose one of the items over the other. Or, as most of you will do, come up with an answer not given in an attempt to be funny.
1. Moo or Oink: well, to decide this one, we first must look at what
it means to moo, well of course most would assume that you are imitating a
cow of some sort in a vain attempt at attention, however we all associate
cows with chris' dads hand (being up it) so i dont think i want to imitate
that.On the other hand what if we oink? well that obiously means that we
are hard at work wallowing in our own filth and defication, so judging from
the squalid conditions in my room, i would have to go with the Oink.
2. Day or Night: well night of course. Im BATMAN!!
3. Single or Attached: whats that mean?
4. Vegetables or Fruits: hm, well im not gay, but im also not paralized... this is a tough one.
5. Backstreet Boy or Beasty Boys: (refer to previous questions answer
about not being gay!!) Beastie Boys
6. Death or Impotence: "Well death of course!! if there arent going to
be any little Joey's running around then whats the point?!" "I said OMNIPITENT!" "You are?! oh man im sorry" - Friends (hehehe joey's
so funny)
7. English or Ebonics: WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!
8. 7 or 666: well this is a tough one, i mean people put lines through
their 7's which make them look like swastikas, and thats not cool, but
on the other hand 666 is the sign of the devil or something, so i guess
you have to really ask yourself which is the lesser of two evils? but then
again, a 7 that is turned into a swastika is a native american symbol
of peace (Hitler just got it backwards, ironic huh?) so i guess that
would be okay, so yeah lets go with the 7 then.
9. Jello or Mud Wrestling: mmmmmmmm.. Jello duh!! you can eat jello
10. Soda or Pop: soda!!!
11. Twinkie or Ding-Dong: hehehehehe!!! faloc symbol, or name of it:
neither please
12. Rayon or Silk: mmm silk, what the hell is Rayon?
13. Tinker Toys or Legos: legos all the way!
14. Innie or Outtie: Innie.
15. Half full or Half Empty: oooooo a philisophical question, well
first we must ask, what does it mean to be empty? It means that the container
has nothing in it right? And what does it mean to be full? well it means
that the container is completely filled to capacity. And what does
something mean to be halfed? It means that whatever it going on is 1/2 complete, or if talking about matter, then you must first set an initial full mark.
If you take a whole penny, then that is the full mark, if you cut it in half, then you now have 2 halves, if you get rid of one, then you are left with 1 half. So "Half" can mean one of 2 things, and event is half over, or a mass is half there. In this case we must be talking about mass because to say something is half full, is an adjective not a verb so there is no action. Therefore to say something is half empty implys you are trying to take half of nothing. If the saying were "half emptied, or half filled" then it would all depend on the action, emptying or filling, but this is not the case here. So you can say something is half empty, but that is equivelent to saying something is simply empty. Something which is half full is not equal to something which is empty, so: half empty != (does not equal) half full. So now the question is, is the glass half full, or is it empty? Without further knowlage of the condition of the glass, this cannot be answered.
16. Here or there: what about it?
17. Dogbert or Bob the Dinosaur: DOGBERT!!! HES SO EVIL!!
18. Left or right: right, didnt we already go over this? if you mean
"winged," then left, lousy right winged nazis!
19. Light side of the Force or Dark side of the Force: "Darth Vader,
the blackest brother in the galaxy!!! and what do we find out? That hes a
feebal, crust, old white dude!!" - Chasing Amy (so to me, the dark
side seems kinda pathetic wouldnt you say?)
20. Old or New: when it comes to Camaro's, OLD SCHOOL!!!
Who's the -est The who's the most what's section. Picking out of
family and friends, which one seems most like the adjective given.
1. Who's the Smartest: that would be me, duh.
2. Who's the most Original: Chris, he brought us the Popcorn song!!
3. Who's the happiest: ZIMMI
4. Who's the evilest: pht, ben no doubt.
5. Who flirts the most: hahahahaha, ben
6. Who has the best Fashion sense: hahaha!! again, ben
7. Who has the worst fashion sense: jean, hahahaha, i kid
8. Who's most likely to become god(ess)like: I am god. And BATMAN!!
9. Who makes you laugh the most: HEHEHEHE, CHRIS HE'S ALWAYS FALLING DOWN!!!
10. Who almost never laughs: ben
11. Who's the most likely person to be abducted by aliens: ben
12. Who's most likely to become Famous: ben, or me, for taking over
the world, now bow down!!
13. Who's most likely to be a government assassin: well in my final
solution there will be no government, only me.
14. Who's the hairyest: the green guy, and chris and mike know who im
talking about!
15. Who's the cutest: the hamsters!! they shall inherit the earth!
16. Who gets into the most fights: me, chris, mike, ben, sean, cedric,
occationally dustin
17. Who's the coolest: BATMAN!!
18. Who complains the most: superman, cause hes a pussy!
19. Who knows the most about you: El Zimmo
20. Who do you IM the most: El Zimmo
21. Who's the nicest: "sugar?" - turkish "no thanks, im sweet enough"
- Bricktop (Snatch)
22. Who's the craziest: i was on Wild and Crazy Kids once.
Your last 24 hours A day in the life of you. What productive things
did you accomplish. So in the last 24 hours have you...
1. Laughed: Yes
2. Cried: No
3. Made someone laugh: Yes
4. Made someone cry: I hope so, and i hope it was chris
5. Committed a criminal act: I walked when the sign said dont walk, im
so ashamed!!! WAAAAA WAAAAAA *crying* Oops i better change my answer for #2.
6. Been convicted of a criminal act: sorry, not this last 24 hours
7. Fallen in love: well not in the last 24 hours i dont think.
8. Fallen out of love: nope
9. Fallen down: hahaha, if i did, i wouldnt tell YOU!
10. Seen a movie: whats a movie? oh you mean a talkie?
11. Slept: mmmmmmmmmmm sleep....
12. Been kissed: oh yeah baby!!
13. Been slapped: not that i know of
14. Got into a fight: pht duh
15. Committed Suicide: yes, in the last 24 hours i commited suicide 5
times, once with chocolate
16. Missed someone: you mean like i was on a train traveling west at
45 mph, and they were on a train traveling south at 34 mph, and we tried
to time it right so that we could jump out of our trains and catch eachother in
mid air and then fall down into a moving car? yeah once or twice.
17. Traveled through time. "yes, I obvioulsy traveled forward in time" -Jean i have to aggree with jean, traving through time is harder than it looks, i always drown in the space time continuum and then have to go back in time to save myself. but man, what a story to tell at the pubs, in a year and 2 months when im 21...
18. Bought something: "i dont have any money!!!" -Space Ghost
19. Looked directly at the sun: no, its to fucking bright to even go outside.
20. Screamed: nope
Miscellaneous Just stuff that doesn't seem to fit in any of the categories.
1. Who's most likely to fill out this survey: me, cause i just did, you idiot!
2. Who's most likely to not fill out this survey: you
3. Say something nice about the person that sent you this survey:
about jean? hm... im gonna have to get back to you on that one... hehehehe,
I KID!!
4. Say something mean about the person who sent you this survey: she
hates kittens.
5. Personal comments or words of wisdom: Dont buy a VW Bug or PT
Cruiser no matter how drunk you are, you'll regreat it in the morning.
